The (fucking) descendents,the myth of the american sleepover, Spork, and a bag of Treasure buddies. ((movie thoughts or reviews…with my * ratings))

The (Fucking) descendents…

http://www.amazon.com/The-Descendants-George-Clooney/dp/B004UXUX4Q/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1336615689&sr=8-3

no fucking seriously..they fucking say fuck in one fucking form or another mother fucking form more fucking times than in Pulp Fiction in this fucking movie.

BUT it’s got beautiful fucking scenery of hawaii…a pretty fucking descent story and mostly above fucking average acting.

There is one fucking thing that might fucking bug the fucking shit out of you though if you hate mariachi music…a TON of fucking hawaiian music..which even if you love I think can get fucking grating after a while.

So yeah..george clooney is fucking good..matthew lillard is fucking barely in the movie ((and for a few moments looks like sloth from the goonies)), the fucking girls playing clooneys fucking daughters both probably have a bright fucking future ahead of them in mother fucking hollywood…

SO I do fucking recommend this movie

4*s out of fucking 5 πŸ˜€

Fuuuuck! πŸ˜›

http://www.amazon.com/Myth-American-Sleepover-Marlon-Morton/dp/B00699G640/ref=sr_1_1?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1336615720&sr=1-1

the myth of the american sleepover
slowly we go a plodding along…..

direction reminds me of richard linkletter and probably a lot due to the fact that it feels like the 70s BUT great lengths seem to be gone to NOT give a year…

Besides the obvious dazed and confused homage that is in play here it plays a bit like superbad and american graffiti. Those could be horrible or great things to you I guess..depending on your taste in films ((great movies to me….well executed enough here that I make said comparison))

stop me if you’ve heard this one before… A fat kid goes into a closet with porno rags…..

seriously american graffiti and the girl in the red car….that shit is so happening in this movie..

also feeling a lot of nods towards fast times at ridgemont high

5*s I think….I can’t quite remember but I loved it

Spork

This was a movie I WANTED to see based on the dvd cover alone

http://www.amazon.com/Spork-Savannah-Stehlin/dp/B005OTGRUY/ref=sr_1_1?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1336615745&sr=1-1

sadly it’s not as great as it could have been…

starts out quite awful..slowly continues down that road until you wish you had a knife and some butter to go with (your) spork. If you find ghetto fab stereotypes entertaining you might love half of this movie….also *****Spoiler alert**** there’s a big faat kid calld chunk…and he’s asian..so ‘you know like chink..but chunk’…yeah that’s the kind of quality gold in this movie ((and the reason spork is called spork..almost as ingenious..except it’s a bit smarter than like chink but chunk))

anywho…you might like it..you might not..I don’t know that I would recommend it unless you’re a fan of ohhhh let’s say welcome to the dollhouse BUT don’t get me wrong…it’s not really anything at all like welcome to the dollhouse but it does go that same weird indie there’s probably something wrong with you if you think this is great place (((I think I enjoy welcome to the dollhouse…I dunno if I would say it’s great…but there is obviously plenty wrong with me for other things or reasons..haha :P)))

So…even though I’m hating on it..might be a 4* movie…it’s at least average or below average so 3*s at worst..unless of course you aren’t into weird indie flicks ((even if this isn’t 100% that))..in which case you won’t like this…and I can’t give you a * rating..because it would be dis-genuine to myself to give it say a 2* review ALTHOUGH it did feel about that or less for quite a bit of the movie…so…there you go

treasure buddies…

http://www.amazon.com/Treasure-Buddies-Edward-Herrmann/dp/B006070RQ4/ref=sr_1_2?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1336615773&sr=1-2

features a dutch oven joke…..the mouths barely match and the story has tons of logic flaws IF you were to pay attention to such things in a movie about dogs that talk…I’m far from the target audience but i feel compelled to keep watching these god awful offspring of air bud buddies flicks….one of them was entertaining enough….most of them have NOT been ((i don’t remember which one…i think the first or 2nd of the “buddies” series))

all that, or really that little, being said…if you’re mentally challenged or say…6 and under you will probably enjoy this. OR if you’re just one of those people who like to look at “cute puppies” running around….you’re not going to LOVE this..but there’s probably enough to satisfy your “awwww” cravings……but I’m not a middle aged woman so I’m Just guessing about that πŸ˜€

2.5*sΒ  ((as I typed this there’s 45 minutes left..but I don’t see it getting better..if it does this will be adjusted as needed…or at least I’ll add a sentence to this rather than deleting this and changing the rating…cuz HEY that’s how I do things…rock n roll bitches..rock n roll))

(((((oooh and also you get talking camels, monkeys, a cat, a snake or two and humans in this movie)))) ((((((how about another oh…I wouldn’t be shocked to see an animated series based on the buddies one of these days…You hear me disney? MAKE an animated buddies series..it will save you a few bucks and still bring in the bucks..I mean really HOW could it fail when people keep buying these effing movies????)))))

[[[ 5 minutes or so later..okay maybe a 2.75…maybe as high as a 3.25..but that’s only if your bag is watching talking animals…but this sure as hell ain’t babe..and babe is a effing great movie even if you hate talking animals…((okay so that’s illogical..so bite me if you hate babe…you’re a nazi if you don’t at least enjoy the movie babe..cuz hey the fuckin mice kick ass if nothing else)) ]]]

okay.3.25 but if you’re mentally challenged..5*s…however there are editing mistakes…such as a hole leading to certain doom that magically gets closed up a few scenes later…..and the ending just effing wrong…3.15..

((and this review..is mentally challenged too πŸ˜€ ))

coming soon I had thought about posting a review of mindy’s book and penn’s you might be an atheist book..but…I probably won’t..boh were entertaining reads though. Thankfully penn’s book had more to do with him than how to become or how to know if you’re an atheist.

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One Response to The (fucking) descendents,the myth of the american sleepover, Spork, and a bag of Treasure buddies. ((movie thoughts or reviews…with my * ratings))

  1. jahwoo says:

    and it took the html out again…stupid site

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